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Name: James
Country: Australia
Metro: Sydney
Birthday: 1/7/1984


Interests: oh u know.. sniffing undies, running around the house nude, using my cats as chess pieces, pretending to be ernie dingo, juggling watermelons etc
Expertise: miniskirt police & goat riding specialist
Occupation: Telecommunications Engineer
Industry: Engineering


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MSN: jamesloves@hellokitty.com - i know damn it, u dont need to give me more shit about the email rofl


Member Since: 5/23/2005

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

one hot summer's day

so some ppl have been wantign me to blog..

a while back, i remember seeing this costume on amazon


haze has brought up this idea in the past and ive always been wanting to do it..
so i was bored on one hot summer day and decided to go ahead with it..

the (willing) experiment.. 1 of my 4 dogs


almsot there now


canine to feline


the final product (hes actually alot happier)
..mufasta welcomes home simba!



promise to update soon gaiz, gee i sound like a chick..


Friday, September 25, 2009

that stupid dust cloud thing

so you might of heard about sydney.. and its fully hectic dust storm/cloud/mist/etc omg bro

they seriously had too many headlines about that dam thing on tv.. its effects on ur health, the pollution it caused, the money it cost businesses, how it affected the elderly, what it did to your dogs and cats, how you can clean it up, how to shampoo it out of ur hair, what colour it changes ur undies, etc its just a dam dust cloud!

anyways if ur not sydney, heres some pics..

i work at world square in the city..


the view normally


the view that day


when i woke up, i was seriously hoping 1 of 3 scenarios, the taliban nuked us and sydney was middle of a nuclear fallout or that the antichrist had arrived and Armageddon had begun..

but then i knew was i wrong when i heard tim bailey talking to jackie-o on todayFM.. sigh


Tuesday, August 04, 2009

another chapter in my life





Thursday, April 30, 2009

lawful exemption? my ass

everyone's seen these pics at the city now, but thought id post it anyway..

the other day, i was walking past this shop behind a kid and his mum.. the kid is like "mummy is it a chicken flavoured coke?" she didnt know whta to say, cutest kid ever lol


anotehr shirt the same shop sells..



so anyways, there was thsi one time i was driving to uni and i was late right, so im in my car driving while at the same time, gettin ready in the car.. there was a point when i was brushing my car (yes!) and a cop saw me (this was on city road) and fined me 3pts and $280 for it saying he caught me on the mobile, whiel i was really just burshing my hair! even showed him the dam brush i was using and he said i was being a smartass.. fuck! LOL

which brings me to this... look what i caught on camera


these pigs can casually use their mobile in peak hour cdb while they have a radio system in thei car.. how does that work


Wednesday, April 08, 2009

what religion can do to you..


i wrote a few posts earlier about religion.. might take the chance to show this..

disclaimer:
if ur squeamish or cant take anything remotely goss (in a medical way), i advise u dont scroll down

so we haev some really messed up people in this world but this just takes the cake..

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      Apparently this lady interprets her Religion to say that she must treat this as a normal child.




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that last pic above... they put a fkn beanie on him! who the hell does that?! LOL

what did they expect to happen if they kept it, sorta reminds me of this..

does it grow up to be some jellybean man? rofl



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